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18. cats. Florida.

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(Source: rabbittwalter, via pretty-wild-and-reckless)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via pretty-wild-and-reckless)

23. April 2014

amerlcanapparel:

thedorkiestviking:

amerlcanapparel:

when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”

actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of

dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….

(via possibillties)

deportredmayne:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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(Source: spevinkacey, via the-ultimate-time-lord)

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(via the-ultimate-time-lord)